What do you call a Pokemon that can lift heavy weights?
Machamp.
Why did the brain doctor go to an African animal college?
He wanted to study the hippo-campus.
The host goes to Daphne and asks her to name an endangered African animal. She ponders for a second and then a voice in the background yells "Rhino!"
The host says "I know you do Shaggy, but it's not your turn..."
What kind of phone does an Animal Crossing character have?
A meowkia
You know why girls enjoy playing Animal Crossing? Because it's the only time they have pockets!
Man, managing a bunch of animals? I guess it really is a poop zoo.